The fluffy caterpillars of the family Megalopygidae, also collectively known as Flannel Moths. Native to Peru and the New World Tropics, hidden beneath the soft hairs are poisonous spines. If they are handled the spines may break, releasing a chemical which causes excruciating pain, and will also pierce the skin. It can also cause an extreme allergic reaction resulting in rashes, blisters, inflammation, and breathing difficulty.
it look like a toupee
I was warned about these in Guatemala, although those were orange with a bit of black down the center. They were called “pajaritos” (little birds) - maybe because sometimes they’d fall out of the sky and land on you.
It looks like anime hair that came to life
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”